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Police: Wrong-Way Driver Wildly Spit At Good Samaritans, Paramedics

A driver who crashed while traveling the wrong way down an Orange County road Tuesday was taken into custody after he attacked and began wildly spitting on everyone trying to help him, according to officers.  ¶ 4:35 PM

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A Pensacola man was critically injured after he fell out of a vehicle while trying to spit.  ¶ 4:32 PM

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  This week's proof that Darwin was wrong... Police: Driver arrested after he pulls over detective on LI

July 11, 2007, 8:30 AM EDT

BOHEMIA, N.Y. (AP) _ A driver posing as a police officer tried to pull off a bogus traffic stop, but he ran into trouble when the other motorist turned out to be a real off-duty detective, police said.  ¶ 9:18 AM