More goofball newspaper headlines... ...from The Federalist Patriot:

"Government Shirked Its Duty to Wild Fish, a Judge Rules" --The New York Times

"Democrats Playing Politics With Bolton--W. House" --Reuters

"Cellphones Take Up Driver Attention, Study Finds" --Reuters

"Chinese Defector Gets Temporary Stay in Oz" --United Press International

"Timing of Next Indonesian Tsunami a Mystery" --Associated Press  ¶ 2:07 PM