If your ferret doesn't like your Chia Couch, get him her it one of these...
"No ferret apartment would be complete without a comfortable couch to curl up on and relax. We've combined the rich look of suede with the comfort of a real couch to provide your ferret with the ultimate cage accessory. Used in or out of the cage, you'll know where to find your ferret when it's nap time! Features a fluffy poly fill that adds support and comfort and solid bottom. Not machine washable." Neither's the ferret...  ¶ 8:48 PM