James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines....
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The Federalist Patriot:You Don't Say: "Conservatives Seek Appointment of One of Their Own to Supreme Court" --(London) Guardian
What Would We Do Without Political Experts?: "Political Experts: Fight Over Nominee Possible" --Pantagraph (Bloomington, Ill.)
Once Upon a Time There Was a Memo: "CBS News Explores Storytelling" --The Los Angeles Times
Stay Away From Those Talks: "N. Korea Agrees to Nuke Talks" --The Washington Times
Better Change the Locks: "Hurricane Dennis Swipes Florida Keys" --Associated Press