Wednesday, August 10, 2005
The Federalist Patriot's newspulper headlines...
James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines....
Usually They're a Lot Older: "Scan Finds Mummy Between 4 and 6 Years Old" --Associated Press
100%, We're Guessing: "Fitness Level Predicts Likelihood of Death" --WebMD.com
The Other 296,834,334 Have No Opinion: "48 Think Bush Is Honest, Poll Says" --Associated Press
What Makes Him Think Any Other Race Will Take Him?: "Candidate Exits Race After Racist Writings" --Associated Press
Guess We Can Quit Checking the Himalayas: "Giant Waves Found in the Earth's Oceans" --Associated Press ¶ 12:44 PM
Usually They're a Lot Older: "Scan Finds Mummy Between 4 and 6 Years Old" --Associated Press
100%, We're Guessing: "Fitness Level Predicts Likelihood of Death" --WebMD.com
The Other 296,834,334 Have No Opinion: "48 Think Bush Is Honest, Poll Says" --Associated Press
What Makes Him Think Any Other Race Will Take Him?: "Candidate Exits Race After Racist Writings" --Associated Press
Guess We Can Quit Checking the Himalayas: "Giant Waves Found in the Earth's Oceans" --Associated Press ¶ 12:44 PM
