Headlines from The Federalist Patriot...
James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines...They Really Ought to Leave This to Doctors:
"Mo. Officials Probe Intestine Infections" —Associated PressWhat Would We Do Without Chinese Experts?:
"Chinese Experts: No Such Things as 'Lake Monsters"' —People's Daily (Red China)What?:
"Experts Warn of Deafening Growth in Personal Music" —Times (London)That's Easy for You to Say!:
"Leipheimer Tames Rettenbachferner to Take Lead" —ReutersThe Next Best Thing to Abstinence:
"Study: Tap Water Poses Little Pregnancy Risk" —MSNBC.comHow Long Before They Surrender to Themselves?:
"French Countryside Hit by a Massive Invasion of Frogs" —Independent (London)