Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Headlines from this week's Federalist Patriot...
James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines...
For 890th Day in a Row, Times Urges Defeat in Iraq: "For 3rd Day in a Row, Bush Says Withdrawal Now From Iraq Would Embolden Terrorists" —The New York Times
Stop the Presses!: "Beer, Friends Plentiful at Local Bars" —Daily Kent Stater (Kent State University, Ohio)
Great Moments in Thermophysics: "Near the President's Ranch, Protests Expand in the Heat" —The Washington Post
What Would We Do Without Researchers?: "Starving Won't Make People Live Longer—Researchers" —Reuters
The Fete of the World Is at Stake: "Iran Sees More Parties in Nuke Negotiations" —FoxNews.com
Remember When They Used to Call Us 'Men'?: "Reality Show for Sperm Donors" —CNN.com
Sounds Like a Fun Group: "Group Ensures Global Population Growth" —Associated Press ¶ 9:45 PM
For 890th Day in a Row, Times Urges Defeat in Iraq: "For 3rd Day in a Row, Bush Says Withdrawal Now From Iraq Would Embolden Terrorists" —The New York Times
Stop the Presses!: "Beer, Friends Plentiful at Local Bars" —Daily Kent Stater (Kent State University, Ohio)
Great Moments in Thermophysics: "Near the President's Ranch, Protests Expand in the Heat" —The Washington Post
What Would We Do Without Researchers?: "Starving Won't Make People Live Longer—Researchers" —Reuters
The Fete of the World Is at Stake: "Iran Sees More Parties in Nuke Negotiations" —FoxNews.com
Remember When They Used to Call Us 'Men'?: "Reality Show for Sperm Donors" —CNN.com
Sounds Like a Fun Group: "Group Ensures Global Population Growth" —Associated Press ¶ 9:45 PM
