Relax. Who needs high-tech?

Okay. So according to these folks, the Hopi were relaxed because they stuck these in their ears: "'Hopi' means 'peaceful people', which is an appropriate description for the effect these Ear Candles have! The candles are still made on the basis of the old traditional formula originating from the Hopi Indians and this pleasant and non-invasive treatment of the ears is used to treat a variety of conditions and is also perfect for relaxation."  ¶ 10:27 AM