This week's headlines from the Federalist Patriot...
James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines... Shameless Profiteering on Hurricane Souvenirs: "Disaster Price Tag for Katrina Balloons"
—Associated Press The Sky-High Prices Are Falling! The Sky-High Prices Are Falling!: "Sky-High Gas Prices to Fall Soon: Official"
—Agence France-PresseHelp Wanted: "S.L. Police Seeking Armed Home Invaders"
—Deseret News (Salt Lake City)Who Says Public Schools Aren't Innovative?: "Classrooms Can Become a Teaching Tool"
—Press & Sun-Bulletin (Binghamton, N.Y.)Fill It Up, Man: "Grass Hailed as Potential Source of Clean Energy"
—ReutersSorry, Maria: "Schwarzenegger to Decide on Gay Marriage"
—Associated Press