Wednesday, September 21, 2005
This week's headlines from the Federalist Patriot...
James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines...
The Suspect Was Carrying an Ax and a Calendar Open to Nov. 24: "Turkey Nabs Man in Possible Death Plot" —Associated Press
If You Can Read This, Thank a Health Tip: "Health Tip: Prevent Vision Loss" —HealthDay
They Find Racism Everywhere: "French Quarter Races to Reopen" —Reuters
Have They Looked in the Chili?: "Wendy's Loses President" —TheStreet.com
What's Reid's Excuse?: "Boxer Remains Critical With Brain Injury" —Associated Press ¶ 11:06 AM
The Suspect Was Carrying an Ax and a Calendar Open to Nov. 24: "Turkey Nabs Man in Possible Death Plot" —Associated Press
If You Can Read This, Thank a Health Tip: "Health Tip: Prevent Vision Loss" —HealthDay
They Find Racism Everywhere: "French Quarter Races to Reopen" —Reuters
Have They Looked in the Chili?: "Wendy's Loses President" —TheStreet.com
What's Reid's Excuse?: "Boxer Remains Critical With Brain Injury" —Associated Press ¶ 11:06 AM
