Headlines from the Federalist Patriot...
James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines...Check Russell 317
(Ted Kennedy's office): "Man Who Drove Car Into Lake Still Sought" —Dallas Morning News
In New York, We Call It 'the Sun': "Mysterious 'Ball of Fire' Seen in Fla. Skies" —WKMG-TV Web site (Orlando)
You Don't Say: "Federal Generosity Comes With Price Tag" —St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times
What Would We Do Without Toilet Experts?: "Fresh Approach Urged by Toilet Experts" —London Guardian