Last week's Federalist Patriot headlines...
James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines...Then Again, Maybe Not:
"Where's bin Laden? Quake Could Help—or Hinder—the Search"—Associated Press
Say What?:
"Outer Space Fish Balls Real Chinese Take-Away"—Associated Press
What Would Caged Kids Do Without Attorneys?:
"Attorney: Caged Kids Getting Bad Treatment in Foster Care"—FoxNews.com
What Would the Church Do Without Experts?:
"Leave Exorcism to the Experts, Warns Church"—Agence France-Presse
Why Barbra Streisand's Brain Was Sucked Out:
"Big Stars Are Born Near Milky Way's Black Hole"—Reuters
Maybe We Should Just Say "Happy Holiday":
"Americans Prepare to Celebrate Genocidal Racist Slaver Day"—
The New Hampshire (University of New Hampshire)