This week's headlines from the Federalist Patriot...
James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines...Some Want to Go to the Shore, Others to the Mountains:
"Gay Community Still Divided Over 'Outing"' —Associated Press
What Would We Do Without Experts?:
"Green Fireball Across Sky Likely a Meteor, Experts Say" —
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Breaking News From the Eighth Century:
"Allegations of Vikings Sexual Misconduct Aboard Boats" —
Star Tribune (Minneapolis)
What Would We Do Without AP?:
"AP: Infiltrating al-Qa'ida Cells Difficult" —Associated Press
And You Thought He Was Just the First Black President:
"Clinton Inducted Into Women's Hall of Fame" —CNN.com