From James Taranto....

Is That Even a Quorum?: "Senators Defeat Lightning, 4-2"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 3

Yeah, as Long as They're Falling, They Probably Won't Go Higher: "Falling Gas Prices Likely to Go Lower"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Nov. 4

You Don't Say: "Voters to Decide Election Races"--headline, Bernardsville (N.J.) News, Nov. 2

What Would We Do Without Experts?: "Expert: Flu Outbreak Could Be Deadly or Mild"--headline, Rapid City (S.D.) Journal, Nov. 4

That's a Funny Name: "NASA Names New Shuttle a Priority"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 4

Turkey Will Be Otherwise Occupied: "Crow to Play Thanksgiving at Halftime of NFL Game"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 3  ¶ 9:02 AM