James Taranto's headlines...
You Don't Say: "Deer-Vehicle Crashes Pose a Danger"--headline, Pioneer Press (St. Paul, Minn.), Nov. 13
What Would Experts Do Without Experts?: "When Experts Need Experts"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 10
What Would We Do Without the CDC?: "CDC: More Flu Vaccine Should Ease Shortage"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 10
News You Can Use: "Seventies Oatmeal Still Tastes OK"--headline, Wired News, Nov. 14
Thinking Outside the Box: "Knight Ridder to Explore Selling Newspapers"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 14
Allowing Cameras in Court Was a Mistake: "Man Accused of Watching Child Porn Being Filmed in Court Today"--headline, WISN-TV Web site (Milwaukee), Nov. 14
Take Me Out to the Opera: "Wagner Is Top Priority for Mets and Phillies"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 11
What's a 'Hope Weiner'?: "Dems' Future Hope Weiner Already Trolls for '09 Votes"--headline, New York Post, Nov. 8