James Taranto's headlines...

You know, you can't make up stuff this good...

No Wonder They're So Proud of Their Culture
"Car Torching a Tradition in France"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 16
Ahmed? No, Wait . . . Uh, Mohammed? Wait, Wait, I Know This One!
"Iran President Makes Third Attempt to Name Oilmin"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 15
What Would We Do Without Studies?
"Exercise to Get Fit, Live Longer: Study"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 14
What Would We Do Without Wombs?
"Womb Needed for Proper Brain Development"--headline, United Press International, Nov. 14
What Would We Do Without Celebrity Children Bizarre Names Polls?
"Moon Unit Zappa Tops Celebrity Children Bizarre Names Poll"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Nov. 13
Why Not Let Sweeping Dogs Lie?
"San Francisco Passes Sweeping Dog Laws"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 15
Thanks for the Tip!
"Health Tip: Potpourri May Smell Nice"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 15  ¶ 8:54 PM