Thursday, November 03, 2005
James Taranto's Newspulper Headlines....
And We Thought They Were Running for President: "Rice's Donations Outpace Hillery's in Mayor's Race"--headline, Havre (Mont.) Daily News, Nov. 1
The Catholic Vote's in the Bag: "Pope Leaning to Rice"--headline, New York Post, Nov. 2
The Way They've Been Playing, the Farther the Better: "Chavez Warns of Moving Jets to Cuba, China"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 1
World's Slowest Plane Crash: "Nigerian Plane Skids Off Runway Days After Crash"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 1
What Would We Do Without UNC Studies?: "UNC Study Finds Soap Effective Germ-Killer"--headline, MSNBC.com/WNCN-TV (Raleigh, N.C.), no date listed
Bottom Story of the Day: "Bad Lasagna Sours Argentina Summit Security"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 2
Burgers or Briefs?: "Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli," Reuters reports ¶ 9:23 PM
The Catholic Vote's in the Bag: "Pope Leaning to Rice"--headline, New York Post, Nov. 2
The Way They've Been Playing, the Farther the Better: "Chavez Warns of Moving Jets to Cuba, China"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 1
World's Slowest Plane Crash: "Nigerian Plane Skids Off Runway Days After Crash"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 1
What Would We Do Without UNC Studies?: "UNC Study Finds Soap Effective Germ-Killer"--headline, MSNBC.com/WNCN-TV (Raleigh, N.C.), no date listed
Bottom Story of the Day: "Bad Lasagna Sours Argentina Summit Security"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 2
Burgers or Briefs?: "Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli," Reuters reports ¶ 9:23 PM
