Never a dull headline...

...from James Taranto:

Who'll Make the Rest of It?
"Inmates Join Effort to Make Most of Moose"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 27
'I'll Stop the World and Melt With You'
"Scientists Discover Singing Iceberg in Antarctica"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 24
Over Egyptian Protests
"Mel Gibson Donates Pyramids to Mexico"--headline, NewsMax.com, Nov. 26
We're Going to South Carolina! And Oklahoma! And Lhasa!
"Dean to Greet Dalai Lama"--headline, Belfast (Northern Ireland) Telegraph, Nov. 22
Wouldn't It Be Cheaper to Hire a Sitter?
"Cruise Buys Sonogram Machine to Watch Baby"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 23
Thanks for the Tip!--XVII
"Health Tip: Be Careful Shoveling Snow"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 28
Bottom Story of the Day
"Study--Longer Needles Needed for Fatter Buttocks"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 28
Poor Docs Wore Scrubs
"Reading X-Rays in Asbestos Suits Enriched Doctor"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 29
Thanks for the Tip!--XVIII
"Health Tip: Snowboard Safely"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 29
We Know a More Reliable Test
"Experts Say Online Gender Test Unreliable"--headline, WAVE-TV Web site (Louisville, Ky.), Nov. 28
They Might Try Closing the Door
"Sperm Donors Need More Privacy"--headline, Daily Campus (University of Connecticut), Nov. 28
Are They Telling the Truth About Why They Lie?
"Women Lie in Bed for Space Research"--headline, FoxNews.com, Nov. 28  ¶ 9:01 PM