An overdue contribution from James Taranto...

Now We're Cooking With Gaza
"Rice Recipe on Gaza Border a Small Step Forward"--headline, Toronto Star, Nov. 22
The Survey That Stole Christmas
"Survey Finds Toys Dangerous to Kids"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Nov. 23
This Just In
"Thanksgiving a Boom Time for US Turkey Farmers"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Nov. 23
What Would GM Do Without Analysts?
"GM Needs Product Appeal: Analysts"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 22
'Alcatraz Mystery Meat': Coming Soon to a Theater Near You
"Police: Prison Beef Led to Movie Shooting"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 22
Only the Weapon Was Indicted
"Robber Allegedly Holds Up Bar With Ham Sandwich"--headline, WBBM-TV Web site (Chicago), Nov. 22
Good News for Gay Couch Potatoes
"Vatican Says Active Gays Not Welcome in Priesthood"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 22
Nice Dress, Your Honor!
"Nigerian Governor Flees UK Justice Dressed as Woman"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 22
How His Genitals Got a Taser I'll Never Know
"Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 22
Good News: You Don't Have Cancer. Bad News: You Didn't Survive.
"Testicular Cancer Survivors Have Higher Rates of Other Cancers"--headline, American Cancer Society Web site, Nov. 21
Things Not to Say in a Real Estate Ad
"Man Who Lived Here Has Human Form of Mad Cow"--headline, Houston Chronicle, Nov. 21
Thanks for the Tip!--XV
"Health Tip: Protect Your Mouth"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 22
Thanks for the Tip!--XVI
"Health Tip: Be Careful About Health Supplements"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 23
Thanks for the Tip!--XVII
"Health Tip: Don't Ignore an Animal Bite"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 23
Health Tip: Dump Chips for Apple
"Samsung Under Probe for Dumping Chips for Apple"--headline, Korea Times, Nov. 23
Tip for the Thanks!
"Thanksgiving Tips: Hold the Bacteria"--headline, CNN.com, Nov. 23  ¶ 11:38 AM