James Taranto wraps up the week...
Thanks for the Tip!--XXI: "Health Tip: Skateboard Safely"--headline,
HealthDayNews, Dec. 1
Say What?: "Two Charged in Cutting Off Man's Ears Waive Hearing"--headline,
Winston-Salem (N.C.) Journal (second item), Dec. 2
They're Tired of Bending Over Backward: "Theologians Ask Pope to Suspend Limbo?"--headline Reuters, Nov. 30
That Makes Him a Sad Panda: "Panda's Wife Files Case Against Him"--headline,
Press Trust of India, Dec. 1
Persuade It That It's a Cat, and It'll Sleep on Its Own: "Deer That Thinks It's a Dog to Be Put to Sleep"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 2
What Would We Do Without Experts?: "Experts See Frigid Days Ahead: Chilling predictions offered for December"--headline,
Day (New London, Conn.), Dec. 1
You Don't Say: "Sunburns Less Common During Winter"--headline,
Arizona Republic, Dec. 1