Time for Taranto...

What Would Experts Do Without Experts?: "Experts Hire Expert to Help With Nevada Highway Study"--headline, Pahrump Valley Times, Dec. 7
What Would Passengers Do Without Airport Officials?: "Airport Officials Remind Passengers to Keep Guns at Home"--headline, WWL-TV Web site (New Orleans), Dec. 8
Thanks for the Tip!--XXIV: "Health Tip: Don't Dive Into Disaster"--headline, HealthDayNews, Dec. 8
Thanks for the Tip!--XXIII: "Health Tip: Don't Be Afraid to Ask Questions About Your Health"--headline, HealthDayNews, Dec. 7
Let Them Eat Cake: "Skepticism Seems to Erode Europeans' Faith in Rice"--headline, New York Times, Dec. 7
Her AAA Membership Paid Off:
"Evangelist Graham's Daughter Gets Deal on Battery Charge"--headline, South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Dec. 6
'I'd Kill for a Drink Right Now': "Murderer Denied Admission to Bar in Ariz."--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 7
The Plumber's Coveralls or the Tweed Three-Piece?: "Court Favors Doctors in Lesbian's Suit"--headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, Dec. 3
Bottom Story of the Day: "Stocks Are Barely Mixed on Little News"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 7  ¶ 9:14 PM