James Taranto's headlines...

A Bloodhound Might Be More Effective
"Police Hunt Bank Robber With Chipped Tooth"--headline, WKMG-TV Web site (Orlando, Fla.), Jan. 24

But It May Rumple Your Clothes
"Sex Calms Nerves Before Public Speaking--Study"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 25

Thanks for the Tip!--XL
"Health Tip: Brush Your Teeth, Help Your Heart"--headline, HealthDayNews, Jan. 25

Bottom Story of the Day
"Sewer Malfunction Causes Nasty Smell"--headline, Let's Eat Mites!, Jan. 25  ¶ 9:16 PM