James Taranto's headlines...

What Would We Do Without Men Shot by Vice President Cheney?
"Man shot by Vice President Cheney says accidents happen"--subheadline, MSNBC.com, Feb. 17

Israel Was Doing It Before It Was Cool
"Egypt Cool to Clamp Down on Hamas"--headline, Arizona Republic, Feb. 22

So Where Did They Entomb the Survivors?
"No Survivors in Primary School Entombed in Mud"--headline, Independent (London), Feb. 20

What Would Landslide-Hit Villages Do Without Experts?
"Landslide-Hit Village Was Disaster About to Happen--Experts"--headline, INQ7.net (Philippines), Feb. 23

Perhaps Because They Usually Don't Die at the Same Time?
"Why Spouses Often Die One After Other"--headline, Arizona Republic, Feb. 16

Hey, Who Took the Kleenex?
"Four Indicted in Case of Tissue Theft"--headline, NPR.org, Feb. 23

Thanks for the Tip!--L
"Health Tip: Get Some Sleep"--headline, HealthDayNews, Feb. 17  ¶ 11:57 AM