From James Taranto...

It's Very Light
"U.S. Army Weighs Blimp Fleet for Iraq"--headline, WorldTribune.com, May 23

What Would We Touch or Feed Without Experts?"Don't Touch or Feed Gators, Experts Say"--headline, Clarion-Ledger (Jackson, Miss.), May 24

The World's Smallest Violin
"Pressures Greater for Juilliard Graduates"--headline, Associated Press, May 23

Thanks for the Tip!--LXXV
"Health Tip: Keep Your Arteries Healthy"--headline, HealthDayNews, May 23

Bottom Stories of the Day

"US 'Obsession' With Force Slammed by Top Cannes Director"--headline, Agence France-Presse, May 23

"Woman Allegedly Hits Two With Raid Can"--headline, Associated Press, May 23

"Prince Ignores Scientists' Attack on Homeopathy"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), May 24

"ABC News Experiment Ends With Return to Solo Anchor"--headline, Washington Post, May 24  ¶ 1:16 PM