Daily dose from James Taranto...

Outsourcing an Inconvenient Truth
"Gore Calls on China, India to Tackle Climate Change"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 12

John Kerry on Holiday
"French Presidential Hopeful Tours the U.S."--headline, New York Times, Sept. 13

'Hang In There, Our Speeches Are Really Long'
"Cheney, Rumsfeld Call for Perseverance at Pentagon Ceremony"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 11

'Farsi It Is'
"European Nations Agree on Iran Language"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 13

How Many Were Murders and How Many Suicides?
"2 Killed in Murder-Suicide at Prison"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 11

The Campus Clinic Christmas Party Is Hereby Canceled
"Stanford Won't Let Doctors Accept Gifts"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12

Bring the Hoover Home From Herat
"Rice: Don't Leave Vacuum in Afghanistan"--headline, NewsMax.com, Sept. 12

Poor Hardest Hit Anyway
"World Doesn't End, Sect Upset"--headline, United Press International, Sept. 13

Bottom Stories of the Day:

"No News in McGavick's Divorce File"--headline, Seattle Times, Sept. 12

"Air Supply Will Be Back on Taiwan Tour Next Month"--headline, China Post (Taipei), Sept. 13

"Darien School Board Doesn't Decide on Lights"--headline, Advocate (Stamford, Conn.), Sept. 13

"Sharpton Bashes Bush in UF Speech"--headline, Gainesville (Fla.) Sun, Sept. 13

"Rumsfeld Criticized"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sept. 13  ¶ 5:53 PM