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'He Tastes Like Chicken'
"US Urges People to Grill Visiting Former Iran President"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 30

You Don't Say
"Man Hurt in 4-Story Leap From Window"--headline, Toledo Blade, Aug. 31

What Would We Do Without Survival Experts?
"Leave Dangerous Animals Alone: Survival Expert"--headline, Sydney Morning Herald, Sept. 5

That's Even Harder Than Juggling Bowling Balls
"Singapore Military Juggles Ties With Taiwan, China"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 31

What Do Driveways Say to Parkers?
"Parkway to Drivers: Watch Road"--headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Aug. 31

[Sex-Ed] for Dairy Farmers
"Data Key to Getting Cows Pregnant"--headline, Herald Times Reporter (Manitowoc, Wis.), Sept. 4

Just Feed Her Some Data and Let Nature Do the Rest
"Never Hug a Swiss Cow, Hikers Told"--headline, MSNBC.com, Aug. 29

Thanks for the Tip!--CI
"Health Tip: Angina Is Chest Pain"--headline, HealthDay.com, Aug. 31

Bottom Stories of the Holiday Weekend:

"Brno Hospital Director Burian Not Dismissed From His Post"--headline, Ceske Noviny (Czech Republic), Aug. 30

" 'No Signs' of China Trip by Kim Jong-il"--headline, Chosun Ilbo (South Korea), Aug. 30

"Jesse: I Don't Know if J-Lo Preggers"--headline, Daily Mirror (London), Aug. 30

"Queen Beatrix to Visit Estoni [sic] in 'Next Few Years' "--headline, Baltic Times (Riga, Latvia), Aug. 31

"Pope's Brother Doesn't Offer Advice"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 1

"Dead Fish Found in Rock Creek"--headline, Washington Post, Sept. 1

"Missing Evidence Not Found"--headline, Clarion-Ledger (Jackson, Miss.), Sept. 5

"Castro's Health Not Top Topic at U.S. Base"--headline, Miami Herald, Sept. 5

"Atlantic City Official Admits Taking Bribes"--headline, Star-Ledger Web site (Newark, N.J.), Aug. 31

"UN Condemns Israeli Strategy as 'Immoral' "--headline, Financial Times, Aug. 30  ¶ 5:10 PM