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News You Can Use
"Heavy TVs Can Be Dangerous to Kids"--headline, ABCNews.com, Sept. 12

Rocket Science in the Service of Arithmetic
"Shuttle Brings Addition to Space Station"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 11

If It's Free, Is It Still Prostitution?
"Richmond OKs Prostitution-Free Zones"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sept. 12

Bottom Stories of the Day:

"No Brawl at Hunterdon Rivals' Game"--headline, Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.), Sept. 12

"Former N.J. Governor Talks to Oprah"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12

"No One Injured in Apartment Fire"--headline, Houston Chronicle, Sept. 12

"Washington State Teacher Won't Shave Beard Until bin Laden Caught"--headline, FoxNews.com, Sept. 12  ¶ 8:38 PM