Let's make it two today...

Next Stop, the Senate
"Big Rig Plows Through House"--headline, KATC-TV Web site (Lafayette, La.), Sept. 20

Israel Got a New Haircut, Has Been Working Out
"Palestinian PM Won't Recognize Israel"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 22

If You Can't Read This, Wait a Couple of Years

"N.Y. English Scores Drop Sharply in 6th Grade"--headline, New York Times, Sept. 22

"Reading Scores Rise for City's Eighth-Graders"--headline, New York Sun, Sept. 22

Don't They Also Run Big Companies and Vacation in Exotic Locales?
"Billionaires Only Occupy Forbes 400 List"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 22

This Just In
"Autumn Arrives"--headline, Herald Times Reporter (Manitowoc, Wis.), Sept. 22

News You Can Use
"No matter your age, if you are reading this, you are growing older."--Al Neuharth, USA Today, Sept. 22

Thanks for the Tip!--CVI
"Health Tip: Rake Leaves Safely"--headline, HealthDay.com, Sept. 22

Bottom Stories of the Day:

"Police Do Not Investigate Info Leak Form Kubice's Report--Husak"--headline, Ceske Noviny (Czech Republic), Sept. 21

"Removal of Tree Is Approved"--headline, Times (Trenton, N.J.), Sept. 22

"Sheriff's Office Reports 'Uneventful' Night"--headline, Tallahassee Democrat, Sept. 22

"Rare Judicial Impeachment Hearing Ends With Little Action Taken"--headline, Legal Times, Sept. 22

"No News Here . . . Gates Still Richest"--headline, Seattle Times, Sept. 22

"Boise Woman Not Chosen as a Finalist for 'The Biggest Loser' "--headline, KTVB-TV Web site (Boise, Idaho), Sept. 21  ¶ 3:29 PM