A few from James Taranto...

This Just In
"Kerry Is Not as Smart as He Thinks"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Nov. 2

About Time They Hired Someone to Clean Up This Mess
"Woman May Be City's First Trash Collector"--headline, Journal Times (Racine, Wis.), Nov. 1

Tennis, Anyone?
"Too Much English on Net, Warns Expert"--headline, Australian, Nov. 2

News You Can Use
"Clubbing With Bat Causes Major Head Injuries"--headline, San Diego Union Tribune, Nov. 1

Bottom Stories of the Day:

"Many Ginseng-Based Cold Remedy Claims Unproven, Expert Says"--headline, CBC.ca, Nov. 1

"Two Grandparents Voting Opposite"--headline, Herald Times Reporter (Manitowoc, Wis.), Nov. 2

"Anna Nicole Smith Had Pain in Her Side"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 1

"No Mud Flung in Race for House in Vt."--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 2  ¶ 11:00 AM