Just a few from James Taranto...

No Wonder We Can't Figure Out What They're Saying
"Humpback Whale Vocabulary More Elaborate Than Thought"--headline, LiveScience.com, Nov. 27

Our Guess Is He Didn't Do It Afterward
"Man May Have Killed Cellmate Before Killing Self, Officials Say"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 29

The Report Found That . . . Oh, Look! A Squirrel!
"ADHD Study Results Are Released"--headline, United Press International, Nov. 29

So Who's Going to Fly the Planes?
"American Opposes Pilots on China Flights"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 29

Bottom Stories of the Day:

"Student Studies in D.C."--headline, Acorn (Agoura Hills, Calif.), Nov. 30

"Swans Not Starving, Say Experts"--headline, South Tyneside (England) Today, Nov. 29

"Woman Sees Spider After Eating Grapes"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 29

"Situation in Baghdad Disheartens Kulongoski"--headline, Oregonian, Nov. 30

"Kerry Says It's Time to Move On"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 29  ¶ 11:56 AM