Let's just do Bottom Stories today...
From James Taranto...Bottom Stories of the Day:"Wash. Ski Resorts Welcome Snow"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 24
" 'I Hate This Job,' Says Dallas Fast-Food Worker"--headline, Dallas Morning News, Nov. 26
"Marriage Amendment Shouldn't Affect Hmong"--headline, Wausau (Wis.) Daily Herald, Nov. 27
"No New Information Found in Yeshiva Paint-Ball Attack"--headline, Asbury Park (N.J.) Press, Nov. 28
"Plans for ABBA Museum Unveiled in Sweden"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 28
"Utah Stays the Course"--headline, Salt Lake City Tribune, Nov. 27
"Jimmy Carter Urges Canada to Press Israel"--headline, Canadian Press, Nov. 27