Let's just do Bottom Stories today...

From James Taranto...

Bottom Stories of the Day:

"Wash. Ski Resorts Welcome Snow"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 24

" 'I Hate This Job,' Says Dallas Fast-Food Worker"--headline, Dallas Morning News, Nov. 26

"Marriage Amendment Shouldn't Affect Hmong"--headline, Wausau (Wis.) Daily Herald, Nov. 27

"No New Information Found in Yeshiva Paint-Ball Attack"--headline, Asbury Park (N.J.) Press, Nov. 28

"Plans for ABBA Museum Unveiled in Sweden"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 28

"Utah Stays the Course"--headline, Salt Lake City Tribune, Nov. 27

"Jimmy Carter Urges Canada to Press Israel"--headline, Canadian Press, Nov. 27  ¶ 10:12 AM