Time for Taranto...

Um, Maybe to Stay Alive?
"Wansnik Wants to Find Out Why We Eat"--headline, Pantagraph (Bloomington, Ill.), Nov. 5

You Don't Say
"Silent Plane Would Cut Airport Noise"--headline, CNN.com, Nov. 6

Bottom Stories of the Day:

"No Iranian Newspaper Publishes Cartoon"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 2

"NY Times Endorses No Republicans for U.S. Congress"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 5

"UN Criticizes Saddam Hussein's Death Penalty"--headline, Jerusalem Post, Nov. 5

"EU President Finland Says Saddam Should Not Hang"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 5  ¶ 4:52 PM