Monday, January 08, 2007
Some headlines from James Taranto...
News You Can Use
"Dodging Traffic a Risky Undertaking"--headline, Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Jan. 6
"Losing Job Will Make It Hard to Pay Off Mortgages"--headline, Daily Herald (suburban Chicago), Jan. 7
Bottom Stories of the Day
"Chirac Blasts U.S.-Led Invasion of Iraq"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 5
"Barrymore Wants Everybody to Lighten Up"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 5
"Artist Hopes to Float Giant Banana Over Texas"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 7
"Democrats Consider Raising Taxes"--headline, Star Tribune (Minneapolis), Jan. 7
"Canadian Actors Strike Set to Take Effect"--headline, Reuters/Hollywood Reporter, Jan. 8
"Dog Bite Victim Won't Need Shots"--headline, WCAX-TV Web site (Burlington, Vt.), Jan. 7 ¶ 8:59 PM
"Dodging Traffic a Risky Undertaking"--headline, Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Jan. 6
"Losing Job Will Make It Hard to Pay Off Mortgages"--headline, Daily Herald (suburban Chicago), Jan. 7
Bottom Stories of the Day
"Chirac Blasts U.S.-Led Invasion of Iraq"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 5
"Barrymore Wants Everybody to Lighten Up"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 5
"Artist Hopes to Float Giant Banana Over Texas"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 7
"Democrats Consider Raising Taxes"--headline, Star Tribune (Minneapolis), Jan. 7
"Canadian Actors Strike Set to Take Effect"--headline, Reuters/Hollywood Reporter, Jan. 8
"Dog Bite Victim Won't Need Shots"--headline, WCAX-TV Web site (Burlington, Vt.), Jan. 7 ¶ 8:59 PM
