Taranto headlines...

'You've Been Robbed'
"Crime Victims Need Notification"--headline, Paris (Texas) News, Jan. 16

Rowdiness? At a Hockey Game?
"Police Probe Rowdiness at Hockey Game"--headline, Boston Globe, Jan. 17

That Makes Him a Sad Panda
"Male Panda Said Too Fat to Have Sex"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 16

We'd Forgotten How Bad Thought Was
"Amnesia Is Worse Than Thought"--headline, United Press International, Jan. 16

Bottom Stories of the Day:

"Wisconsin Firefighters Rescue Cat"--headline, Firehouse.com, Jan. 17

"Jackson Takes No Action on Measure to End Nuisances"--headline, Huntsvlile (Ala.) Times, Jan. 12

"Iranian Leaders Speak Out Against US"--headline, Financial Times, Jan. 15  ¶ 9:24 AM